Review: ‘Hotel Transylvania’ is like all the other kids movies, even has Happy Meal toys

By Luke Matos, A&E Editor

The movie “Hotel Transylvania” is okay because it’s just like other kids movies with a Halloween theme.

Every single kids movie goes like this. Somebody has a crush on somebody. The person who has a crush on somebody tries to impress them but it fails. Then at the end of the movie, they fall in love.

I have to admit “Hotel Transylvania” had some funny parts. But it’s like watching the same movie over and over and over again.

And like with every other movie for kids, there are “Hotel Transylvania” toys in Happy Meals. This is just for the money.

It’s one of those movies that you’ll probably forget about it in a month or so. The company probably made it just for the money.

But the movie wasn’t that bad it was just… blah, cheap, disappointing, cheesy, mediocre, etc.

Publisher’s note: This is Luke’s last article for a while. He was elected Colonial student government president and will be busy with presidential duties. We congratulate him. Look for our exclusive interview with Luke in the near future. 

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